Left me home to take care of a few things, like spill the beans on the new site.

Ya' want a sneak preview?

Check this out... If you really hurry... and I mean like do it today... you'll get double exposure for your ad dollar.

Remember I told you that a really zany duo were about to kidnap Jane and Phil?

Well, it looks like they've gotten Jane's "car service" in on the act. At least that's the buzz I've heard.

You see, Jane and Phil just HAD to go to Philly for the "to-do" with Ken McArthur and buddies. Now Jane, ever-mindful of costs about choked on the price of airfare. We're talking over $800 for the two of them to go from NYC to Philly and back.

Jane, being a virtual life-long New Yorker has employed this thing called a "car service". It's a little like your own personal cab/limo. Sure beats owning a car in Manhattan. Believe me, I've driven there one time, and wouldn't repeat that trick.

Anyways, she found out the "car service" would deliver both Phil and her to Philly and home again for a fraction of the price, and about half the time. No airport security, etc.

Now, what she doesn't know is that the "car service" is in kahoots with that Irish dude from the Joe and Mable show. He's cooked up a neat way to hijack them and take over PixelsAnyone.

Jane and Phil are supposed to be home on Sunday night or Monday morning. Dum-ta-dum-dum...

Grab your ad right here. It has to be on the front page... that's a minimum of $100 ad. It's guraranteed up for 5 years or more, and you'll get equal billling on a new
secret page that Joe and Mable have created.

Now, Joe and Mable are very well known around the 'net. They get over 6K visits a day to their site. You'll get a ton of exposure with this special!